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before-series-three:

there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.

We don’t even know who it was, I just—

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(Source: before-series-three)

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reachingheart:

thecoolcunt:

sexponents:

deadlyvibes:

goldcoasters:

elegant-with-class:

dreamy-illusion:

its like taylor lautner cross justin bieber

WHAT IS YOUR NAME

um i would definitely have your babies

It’s Andreas Wijk ^

no its Jaylor Lieber 

JAYLOR LEIBER

J A Y L O R L I E B E R. I AM DYING.

reachingheart:

thecoolcunt:

sexponents:

deadlyvibes:

goldcoasters:

elegant-with-class:

dreamy-illusion:

its like taylor lautner cross justin bieber

WHAT IS YOUR NAME

um i would definitely have your babies

It’s Andreas Wijk ^

no its Jaylor Lieber 

JAYLOR LEIBER

J A Y L O R L I E B E R. I AM DYING.

(Source: nicolek96)

Posted 1 year ago
collegehumor:

The 14 Best Examples of Te’oing [Click for full gallery]
Manti Te’o of Notre Dame sure know how to make up a meme (and a fake girlfriend with cancer). Alright, alright, to his credit, maybe he was totally catfished. Y’know. That thing where a person makes up a fake online persona to trick a super successful college football star into believing he’s in a relationship. Regardless, grab your imaginary partner and enjoy these 14 images. [View Gallery]

collegehumor:

The 14 Best Examples of Te’oing [Click for full gallery]

Manti Te’o of Notre Dame sure know how to make up a meme (and a fake girlfriend with cancer). Alright, alright, to his credit, maybe he was totally catfished. Y’know. That thing where a person makes up a fake online persona to trick a super successful college football star into believing he’s in a relationship. Regardless, grab your imaginary partner and enjoy these 14 images. [View Gallery]

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finalfantasyofharrypotter:

letsplaywithlightning:

p34rs:

giveme1reasontostay:

hold-on-till-drae:

I think tumblr hasn’t been paying enough attention to DylanLook at himHe’s perfect

and cole, well, we no longer speak of him

*he who must not be named*

Coledemort

I’m done with all of you

finalfantasyofharrypotter:

letsplaywithlightning:

p34rs:

giveme1reasontostay:

hold-on-till-drae:

I think tumblr hasn’t been paying enough attention to Dylan
Look at him
He’s perfect

and cole, well, we no longer speak of him

*he who must not be named*

Coledemort

I’m done with all of you

Posted 1 year ago

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

Posted 1 year ago

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

(Source: phossphene)

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How to blow a bubble:

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Step 1: First go like this

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Step 2: Spin around

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Step 3: STOP!

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Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

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Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

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Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

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Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

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Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

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Step 9: THEN…!

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(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)

(Source: theenlightenedone)